Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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