My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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what has genitial warts? me

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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