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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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