I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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