how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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