yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Bob Saget that is all

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

N-E Pats never cheated

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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