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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Knock knock open

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Turkeys are obese

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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