Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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