- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

I just drank a cola.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Long joke Your such a downey

one stop shop

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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