Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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cory

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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