I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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