- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Immigration Laws

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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