If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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robin, get in the car.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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belly button

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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