- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

. . I am a whale

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Abortion.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!