- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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