Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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