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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's two plus two? Window

A black student graduated High School

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Albert your flies undone.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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