- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

ask me if i am a tree. no.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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