- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

My three children are three big mistakes.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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