To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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