- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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