- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

why am I writing this...im bored

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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