- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What does water smell like? water.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Pickles are moist.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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