Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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