- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Your Mum is soo fat.

A car walks into a bar.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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