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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

okay so theres this guy.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Racial Equality

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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