A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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i like men but im not gay

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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