It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Boob

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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