- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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