- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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