What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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WOw you have no life

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Mahmy

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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