- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's 9+10? 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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