- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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