- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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