A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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