- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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