- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

John Cena

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

knock,knock you suck

sky silverstein

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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