What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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hey justin

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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