- Anti Joke

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.