- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

I literally died laughing

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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