- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A blind man walks into a library.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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