what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Rush Limbaugh

Sex education in Texas.

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