what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's 1+1? 69.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Anti Joke

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