- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why can't february march Because april may

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