- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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