- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.