- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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