an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

How high is the sky? True or False

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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