- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Once upon a time, The end.

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