- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Stephen Hawking

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

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