- Anti Joke

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater