Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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