Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Double-whammy

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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