Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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