A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Anti Joke

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