- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Neil Lewis

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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