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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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