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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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