- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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