- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

why was the boy sad? because.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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