why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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