What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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