Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Terraria

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women's rights

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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