I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Women's rights.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Tall asians

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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