Patriarchy.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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