How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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