Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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