- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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