Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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knock knock

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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