- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Two planes walk into an office building

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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