your mom gave me head.....phones

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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diarrhea.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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