- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

YEAH THEY DO!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's 2+2? Fish

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

watch me nae nae

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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