- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

once upon a time, it snowed

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Yo mama so fat.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Jeff

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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