What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Chuck Norris is dead......

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

meh

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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