What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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