what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

I like school Said no one ever.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did sally drown cause she was black

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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