Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Maths.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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