Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A sober Amy Winehouse

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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