Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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